Being the mono-tasking advocate that I am, I ditched the idea of concurrently taking a picture and driving when I saw this beauty of a bumper sticker:

eschew (transitive verb ) to avoid doing or using something on principle or as a matter of course

obfuscate (verb) to make something obscure or unclear, especially by making it unnecessarily complicated

Putting those two together we get something along the lines of, “avoid making something unnecessarily complicated as a matter of principle”–condensed into two words. Sweet!